Culture Cheat Sheet
'House of Cards' Returns, R. Kelly to Release New 'Trapped in the Closet'
And the Batman/Superman movie finds its Wonder Woman.
R. Kelly will release new chapters of Trapped in the Closet next year. The IFC press release reads like a lost Twilight sequel, describing "this epic saga with more secrets, infidelity, and unyielding passion." Pitchfork
House of Cards season 2 to stream on Netflix. Season 2 will return on February 14, and all 13 new episodes will be immediately available to stream instantly. Insert painfully true Netflix binge/Valentine's Day joke here. Huffington Post
Batman/Superman movie casts its Wonder Woman. Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress and model best known as Gisele from the last three Fast & Furious movies, will play Wonder Woman in the upcoming Warner Bros. superhero flick. BuzzFeed
Perez Hilton developing Gay Dads of New York. The docuseries will follow Hilton's adventures in fatherhood, as he attempts to balance parenting with the taxing professional demands of drawing white squiggles on pictures of celebrities. The Hollywood Reporter
Fast & Furious 7 production delayed. Production on the seventh installment of the popular series is on hold following the death of star Paul Walker. The movie is still scheduled for a July 11 release, and Universal Pictures has yet to announce how they will resolve Walker's unfinished performance. New York Post