How I Met Your Mother: Mermaid Theory
Ahoy, mateys! How I Met Your Mother's ultimate womanizer, Barney Stinson, offered up yet another crazy insight into male-female relationships Monday. We'll let him explain "the mermaid theory" in his own, special way.

Ahoy, mateys! How I Met Your Mother's ultimate womanizer, Barney Stinson, offered up yet another crazy insight into male-female relationships Monday. We'll let him explain "the mermaid theory" in his own, special way.
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