From The Guardian: We’re going to be as quick about this as we can, darling. Do not brush your hair before walking down the red carpet. Leave your cocktail dress loosely belted. Buy vintage. Don’t worry about being trendy. Don’t skimp on tailoring. Try impersonating a 20s starlet, a 60s ingénue, a 70s punk rocker. Wear a prom dress with a leopard-print coat. And, sweetheart, whatever you do, buy a lot of diamonds. Okay?