The Daily Show won’t get a chance to cover tonight’s big CNN Republican debate in Las Vegas until Wednesday. But thankfully, correspondent Jessica Williams took a brief moment out of her day to offer the candidates some much-needed advice on how to beat Donald Trump.
For Ben Carson: “Conduct a marathon nine-hour surgery to separate Donald Trump from that disgusting hair piece.
For Marco Rubio: “Stare at Donald Trump until he gets lost in your deep, deep delicious chestnut eyes.”
And for Carly Fiorina: “Make up some more facts! You have to try to out-Trump Trump this time around. And the people miss your creativity.”
“Good luck, everyone,” Williams concluded. “You lying, deceitful, out-of-touch bunch of assholes.”
While Jessica Williams’ presence has somehow felt a bit muted on The Daily Show during the post-Jon Stewart era, it’s good to see they are still letting her say whatever the hell she wants to on YouTube.