John McCain or Jersey Shore?
According to the new political bestseller Game Change, John McCain drops enough F-bombs to fit right in on the hit MTV reality show Jersey Shore. Can you tell the difference between Big Mac and America’s favorite tanned and toned Italian-American 20-somethings—or, as they call infamously themselves, guidos? Take our NSFW quiz.
1. A) “They’re going to fuck us.” B) “You’re fucking disgusting.”
2. A) “Holy shit. What the fuck are we gonna do?” B) “How many fucking times do I have to go to fucking New York this week?”
3. A) “Forget about this shit; we’re friends, we’ve been friends for 20 years.” B) “I’m sucking up my pride right now, and apologizing.”
4. A) “They’re going to destroy the fucking party.” B) “The party's in Pauly D's pants tonight."
5. A) “What the fuck are all these people doing here?” B) “I wouldn’t be a dick if you weren’t a little bitch.”
6. A) “I was thinkin’ heavy fire and I didn’t wear my bulletproof vest and I just don’t know if I’m gonna make it.” B) “I’m gonna do what I need to do, everything I need to do, and then we’ll probably lose.”
7. A) “We don’t need to worry about that crap. It’s just bullshit.” B) “I look over and I see like hair being pulled and all this shit, I'm like oh my god, how do I get in?”
8. A) "I don't give a fuck if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old…” B) “If that happens to me tomorrow night, we’re fucked.”
9. A) “When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” B) “We started too fucking early. We should have waited.”
10. A) “We got a problem on our hands. I'll show my true side...my true, dirty, fucking filthy side.” B) “FUCK YOU! FUCK, FUCK, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!”
ANSWERS ON THE NEXT PAGE
1. A (McCain) B ( Jersey Shore, Sammi) 2. A ( Jersey Shore, Pauly D) B (McCain) 3. A (McCain) B ( Jersey Shore, Ronnie) 4. A (McCain) B ( Jersey Shore, Pauly D) 5. A (McCain) B ( Jersey Shore, The Situation) 6. A ( Jersey Shore, The Situation) B (McCain) 7. A (McCain) B ( Jersey Shore, Snooki) 8. A ( Jersey Shore, Vinny) B (McCain) 9. A ( Jersey Shore, The Situation) B (McCain) 10. A ( Jersey Shore, JWoww) B (McCain)
WHAT YOUR SCORE MEANS:
10/10: C’mere, Snooki wants to give you a “smoosh.” 8 or 9: Your brain has great abs. 6 or 7: You’re still an honorary guido/guidette. 4 or 5: Did you run for vice president in 2008? 3 and under: That Ed Hardy T-shirt may be cutting off oxygen to your brain.