Judah Friedlander
Catch comedian Judah Friedlander off-screen and you'll find his World Champion alter ego. He talks to Kara Cutruzzula about online dating, being a role model, and why his new book trumps Seinfeld's.
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"95 percent of Bigfoots are left-handed. So I knew his first punch would be a left hook. I lean back without moving my feet. Sometimes the best footwork is no footwork."
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"Nightperverts usually attack from behind with a choke hold. Do not be overcome with fear. Fighters fight best when they are not afraid."
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"These chicks have just finished watching my instructional video How to Have Sex with the World Champion Part 3 in 3-D and are about to show me what they learned."
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"While I'm juggling, I open the cans with my bare hands and eat the beans. Then I eat the metal cans and work on my teeth strength. And that's when I know I'm finished with this juggling exercise."
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"I train at the Grand Canyon every day. My spaceship gets me to it from anywhere in the U.S. in under 6 minutes. It also lets me travel to other planets, where I can train under different gravity and oxygen levels, which are good for improving jumping ability and lung power."
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"Sizing is the ability to make yourself instantly taller or shorter. I learned sizing in 1978 when I time-traveled to 2345."
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"Making your opponent miss is a great confidence crusher. But if your timing is off, you'll get your brains knocked out."
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How to Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion
By Judah Friedlander
208 pages.
It Books $17.99
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