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Justin Bieber Faces Deportation, NBC Moves Emmy Awards to Monday

And Madonna will appear on Miley Cyrus's 'Unplugged'.

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A popular petition begs the White House to deport Justin Bieber. The petition, which calls for the immediate deportation of the Canadian crooner, has already garnered the number of signatures required for a White House response. Fans should start praying that Sasha and Malia contract Bieber fever. Hollywood Reporter

NBC moves the Emmy Awards to a Monday. The 2014 Emmy Awards will air August 25, marking the first Monday night Emmy's since 1976. NY Post

Madonna will guest star on Miley Cyrus's episode of Unplugged tonight. Songs will be sung, tears will be shed, and booties will be twerked. Vulture

Oprah cancels her 60th birthday bash. Instead, the star will celebrate tonight with a low-key dinner at home. Don't worry, we're sure your invite just got lost in the mail. Chicago Tribune

Martin Scorsese is making a New York Review of Books documentary. The director is following his Wolf of Wall Street success with a documentary about the hallowed New York publication. More prestige, fewer Quaaludes. Vulture