THE ROYAL BABY IS COMING

Kate Middleton Nervous About Birth

As it turns out, Kate Middleton isn't looking forward to her child's birth as a chance to bask in lights streaming down from the heavens as her newborn daintily alights in her arms in a cloud of fairy dust. No, she's just like every other pregnant lady. The Duchess of Cambridge, according to a source, is "a little nervous" about giving birth, but, the source adds, what new mum wouldn't be?" In the meantime, she's keeping herself busy redecorating the apartments in Kensington Palace where the royal baby-makes-three will move come fall. How long does she have? Just four days, if the July 11 due date is correct. We, for one, can't wait.