Keep Your Day Job, Kerry!
During Wednesday's ceremonial swearing-in for the new Secretary of State, John Kerry tried taking a page from the Joe Biden playbook by cracking several carefully-concocted one-liners. We recommend he stick to politics.
Kerry after approved as Secretary of State on Tuesday. (Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty)
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