JACKPOT!Construction Workers Dig Up Mysterious $10M Gold StashCrew uncovers 49 gold bars and a bucket of old coins during sewer work.Tomas Thor
ANCIENT DRAMAHollywood Star Sparks Backlash With Press Tour AccessoryArchaeologists accused the star’s styling team of turning looted antiquities into Hollywood accessories.Charlie Sherwood
GOING, GOING, GOLDTrump Reveals Tacky New Additions to White HouseThe president showed off his latest flashy gold decor.Vic Verbalaitis
FLIGHT OF FANCYTrump, 80, Dreams Up Tackiest White House Desecration YetThe president called the abomination a “Golden Gift.”Cameron Adams
STICKY FINGERSTrump Busted DIYing Tacky Oval Office Decor With Super GlueThe president is personally adding gaudy decorations.Annabella Rosciglione
‘I’M KEEPING IT’Trump, 79, Threatens to Steal Another Prize He Didn’t WinThe president’s well-known love of gold was on full display when an Olympian handed him a medal.Olivia Ralph
RIGHT ON TRACKTrump Plots to Put Tacky Stamp on Iconic NYC InstitutionThe country’s busiest train station will soon be Trump-ified. Annabella Rosciglione
URINE LUCKTrump’s ‘Golden’ Phone Hit With Savage ReviewsThe $500 device has received a gag-inducing comparison.Cameron Adams
'MIRACLE OF GOD'MAGA Pastor Defends Bizarre Golden Trump Statue“I don’t know anybody who worships Donald Trump as a God,” he said. Wiktoria Gucia
GOLDEN CHAOSTrump Sculptor Slams MAGA Crypto Bros After Bitter FalloutThe sculptor of the 22-foot golden statue said he was told to get rid of the turkey neck and make the president thinner. Wiktoria Gucia
VANITY FORETrump Erects Yet Another Tacky Gold Monument to HimselfA ginormous, golden Donald Trump now towers over his Miami golf club.Josh Fiallo