OMINOUS SIGNSBillionaire Trump Pal Flees to Argentina—Just Like the NazisA top Trump ally has fled the country amid concerns of a nuclear war. Annabella Rosciglione
OpinionIT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLWelcome Back Donald. You Just Became What You Hate MostThe president’s base certainly does not think that the “G” in MAGA stands for “globalist.”David Litt
QUICK TO ANGERTrump Lashes Out Over Question About Bailing Out His BuddyThe U.S. is pumping billions into Argentina as China shifts its focus to South America for food.Ewan Palmer
CROCK OF AGESTrump-Backed President Plays Concert Amid Crashing EconomyArgentinian president Javier Milei grunted his way through a rock show while the country is in turmoil. Adam Downer
JUST HORSING AROUNDCowgirl Kristi Puts on Pony Show to Suck Up to Trump WannabeThe secretary of homeland security found time to go horseback riding in Argentina with President Javier Milei’s security minister. Janna Brancolini
opinionHOLLOW CROWNWhy Musk’s Chainsaw Massacre Will Be a Shakespearean TragedyThe prince of DOGE could be headed for ruin as the world watches him tread a fine line with President Donald Trump.David Gardner
HOLY S**TCOIN!Lawyers Accuse Argentina’s Donald Trump of Crypto FraudPresident Javier Milei stands accused of a digital currency “rug pull” just weeks after his U.S. counterpart magicked $14 billion out of thin air with the launch of his memecoin.Will Neal
NO NEED TO FEEL DOWNWatch World Leader Do Trump’s ‘YMCA’ Dance at Mar-a-LagoAt a conservative gala also featuring Elon Musk, the Argentinian president got down to the Village People’s crowd-pleaser and posed for photos.Liam Archacki
‘IT GETS DIRTY’Argentine Prez Trashes Spain PM’s Wife in Diplomatic FiascoThe right-wing Javier Milei has now trash-talked himself into a serious diplomatic row with Spain.Noor Ibrahim
GREAT MINDSMusk Boosts Anti-Social Justice Rant From Argentina’s TrumpJavier Milei argued there is “nothing more unjust than social justice” in the clip. Dan Ladden-Hall
opinionEL LOCO PRESIDENTEArgentina’s Basket Case Economy Got Javier Milei ElectedThe anarcho-capitalist outsider’s election is stunning, but only because it took this long given Argentina’s hyperinflation and widespread poverty.Gustavo Flores-Macías