ON DEAF EARSTrump Explodes as Dem Nemesis Leaves Him HangingThe 80-year-old keeps wondering while no one is answering his calls. Ewan Palmer
LOSING ITDem 2028 Heavyweight Reveals Stunning GLP-1 Weight LossThe Illinois governor was recommended the medication after being diagnosed with Type II diabetes two years ago.Lauren Hartley
U UP?Trump, 80, Begs Dem Nemesis to Call Him in 3:45 AM MeltdownThe president kicked off the day early with a social media tirade. Ewan Palmer
HARPING ON ITTrump Gets Humiliated With ‘Natalie Tower’ SwipeDemocrats brought up the president’s 35-year-old aide amid his push to rename Lake Ontario.William Vaillancourt
CALL ME MAYBE?Trump, 80, Begs Dem Nemesis to Call Him in Midnight RantThe president is hurt that Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker hasn’t spoken with him about a deadly weekend of shootings in Chicago.Will Neal
PAY UPDem Demands $8.6B Check From Trump for ‘Illegal’ MoveJB Pritzker hasn’t forgotten about the tariff refunds.Julia Ornedo
CAN’T OUTRUN YOUR PASTBillionaire Hotel Magnate Resigns Over Epstein TiesThomas Pritzker said he “deeply regrets” his association with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.Vic Verbalaitis
BODY NEGATIVITY MAGA Eats Itself Over Fat-Shaming GovernorSome Republicans aren’t laughing about a Valentine’s Day post from the GOP. Laura Esposito
MAN UPTrump Foe Slams President’s ‘Fragile Masculinity’A Democratic governor didn’t let the president’s petty revenge pass.Julia Ornedo
‘THEY LIKE HIM’James Carville Makes Surprise 2028 Dem Candidate PredictionThe longtime strategist explained his two criteria for winning the Democratic nomination.William Vaillancourt
COSTUME POLITICSTrump Foe Gives Reason Why ICE Barbie’s Cosplay Is ChangingJ.B. Pritzker has a theory for why the image-obsessed homeland security secretary has changed her photo-op uniforms.Erkki Forster