THE EMPEROR’S NEW CODESNapoleon’s Secret Code Is Cracked After 200 YearsThe emperor’s war directives have been picked apart.Harry Thompson
OpinionPARDON MY FRENCHWhy Trump Is Already Headed For His Napoleon MomentNapoleon Bonaparte? More like Napoleon Bona-spurs.Michael Ian Black
BRING ON THE PEE BREAKSWhy I Can’t Wait to See Ridley Scott’s 4-Hour ‘Napoleon’ CutThe director’s extended version of the Joaquin Phoenix-starring epic sounds ridiculous and exhausting. It will also probably be great.Paul Schrodt
WAR AND PEACEJoaquin Phoenix Is the Sad Boy Napoleon We DeserveThe actor’s entire filmography has been preparing him to play a lovesick, awkward narcissist in Ridley Scott’s “Napoleon.” In fact, it just may be perfect casting.Eric Olson
THE GREATEST‘Napoleon’ Proves Ridley Scott Is Our Greatest War DirectorJoaquin Phoenix plays the French emperor as both a formidable giant and a fool in Scott’s historical epic, a testament to his peerless skill at bringing traditional combat to life.Nick Schager
‘YOU WEREN’T THERE’Ridley Scott Insults the French in Defense of ‘Napoleon’The director has already complained about history buffs who dissed his new movie, and now he’s apparently found a new foe.Laura Bradley
TRÉS CHERNapoléon’s Black Hat Does Not Come Up Short in AuctionIt fetched more than double the presale estimate even though it’s faded and cracked.
SACREBLEUJoaquin Phoenix Sounds Pretty Damn American in ‘Napoleon’It’s “Les Miz” rules in Ridley Scott’s new epic about the famed commander, with all the Frenchmen speaking with British accents—except Phoenix, who sounds American. What gives?Allegra Frank
NAPOLEON COMPLEXU.K.: France Showing ‘Small Dick Energy’ With Navy StandoffAn argument about fish has left British and French navy vessels facing off in the English Channel, but it seems unlikely to go full Napoleonic Wars just yet.Jamie Ross
MONUMENTAL AMBIGUITIESNazis Took Down the Statue of This Great Black GeneralRevolutionary France had no more heroic or humane commander than Gen. Alex Dumas. The Germans had his statue torn down, but the French still haven’t come to terms with his story.Christopher Dickey
HOW VERY DOSTOEVSKIANRussian Historian Accused of Dismembering His StudentPolice reportedly found the professor trying to dump severed arms in a river before the severed head of the young woman was found in his apartment.Anna Kaplan