OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDLoser Trump Takes Petty Swipe at Voters After Brutal Defeat“You only have yourselves to blame!”Ewan Palmer
SHADYWall Street Execs Bolt From Trump’s ‘Insane’ Cash GrabFor $100,000 a month, investors can now get early access to the president’s market-moving Truth Social posts.Annabella Rosciglione
BAD COPKeystone Kash Busted as Key Omission Comes to Light“That’s violating the law—no other way to put it,” a member of a watchdog group said. Erkki Forster
DIGITAL TRAILTrump’s New Spy Chief’s Bizarre Online Past Comes to LightJust a few years before Trump installed him in the nation’s top spy job, Bill Pulte was a fixture in a niche online community. Erkki Forster
STRESS SIGNALBond Yields Hit Highest Point in YearsSpiking inflation driven by Trump’s war in Iran has caused bond yields to surge to their highest levels. Erkki Forster
WAR WHIPLASH Trump Humiliated by Crashing Markets He Cares About the MostStocks took a massive tumble as oil prices soared following the president’s primetime address.Sarah Ewall-Wice
🤑🤑🤑Trump’s ICE Barbie Replacement Made Fortune in CongressThe frequent trader has made major moves on the stock market since becoming a U.S. senator.Vic Verbalaitis
BRACING FOR WARTrump Hit With Markets Nosedive to Mark One Year in OfficeInvestors brace for the trade war as the president threatens to take over Greenland.Sarah Ewall-Wice
HIDE THE FLATWARESilver Jumps to All-Time High Amid Safe-Haven DemandSilver and gold, considered “safe-haven assets,” have soared amid growing geopolitical tensions and anticipation of a Fed rate cut.Erkki Forster
TANKINGTrump Media Was This Year’s Big Loser Despite Soaring MarketTrump Media & Technology Group’s stock price has plummeted since January. Ewan Palmer
BUBBLE OVER?Famed ‘Big Short’ Investor Bets a Billion Against AIThe hedge fund investor, who predicted the 2008 housing market crash, is making a huge bet against big tech.Vic Verbalaitis