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Apple Unveils Skinniest iPhone Ever
AIR SHOTThe tech company showed off the new iPhone 17 lineup at its “Awe Dropping” tech launch.
Trump, 79, Needs Melania’s Help Hearing Reporter’s Question
WIFE DUTIESThe president looked to the first lady, 24 years his junior, for assistance after a question didn’t register.
Trump, 79, Fails to Find People Standing Right Next to Him
OH, HEY FELLAS!The president once again lost track of who was standing behind him.
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Billionaire Apple CEO Sucks Up to Trump With Tacky Gold Gift
DANGLING KARATSThe White House just got another useless gold ornament.
All the Heinous Outfits From Billionaires’ Summer Camp
MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU STYLEThey might know how to strike killer deals, but they definitely don’t know how to accessorize.
Trump Hammers the Markets with New Scorched Earth Trade War
HERE WE GO AGAIN!The president escalated his trade war once again, threatening Apple and Europe and sending the markets into a tailspin.
Trump Asks Saudi Strongman MBS ‘How Do You Sleep at Night?’
NIGHT TERRORS!The president also offered some insight into his own sleeping habits.
What 95 Days Sucking Up to Trump Got the Tech Lords
ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGAt least the president got his money’s worth from Silicon Valley’s billionaires.
CNBC Host Calls Out Apple’s $500B Attempt to Charm Trump
SUSPICIOUSThe CNBC “Squawk Box” anchor claimed that the tech giant would have had to spend this money anyway.
How Snowflake Zuckerberg Was Triggered by Biden: New Fox Pal
HURT FEELINGSBrian Kilmeade said the Meta CEO told him Biden had “blown up” support for Democrats in Silicon Valley.