KKK Sets Up Neighborhood Watch

The people of Fairview Township, Pa., can finally sleep at night knowing the Ku Klux Klan is watching over them. In response to recent break-ins, the Traditionalist American Knights of the KKK, a local chapter of the racist group, has reportedly set up a neighborhood watch. “It’s just like any neighborhood-watch program. It’s not targeting any specific ethnicity. We would report anything we see to law enforcement,” Frank Acona, the group’s president and imperial wizard, told PennLive Monday. “We don’t hate people. We are an organization that looks out for our race. We believe in racial separation. God created each species after its kind and saw that it was good.”