Laura Bush had to borrow a kitchen table from friends and chairs from the Secret Service in order to host a dinner party for 16 at her new home in the Preston Hollow section of Dallas, according to ABC News. Don't think she's been cooking though—she said that she hasn't had to because friends have brought over prepared dinners to welcome the former first couple home. The only thing the Bushes really want for is a newspaper. "It has been slow to get The Dallas Morning News delivered," Laura said. Maybe that's why she missed Obama's Tuesday night speech, which she said she "totally forgot about."