Next stop, reality show? Levi Johnston has shot a television commercial as part of Wonderful Pistachio’s $15 million ad campaign. The ad features Levi cracking a nut “with protection,” referring to—calm your horses, Sarah Palin—the bodyguard standing by his side. Other B-listers starring in the ad campaign include Wee-Man, Christopher Knight and Adrianna Curry, and the Denny quintuplets.