Lindsey Graham has gone on the defensive in his ongoing flame war with notoriously coiffed presidential hopeful Donald Trump. Rather than lash out at Trump for doxxing him on TV during a rally in his home state, the South Carolina senator took time out for the Independent Journal Review to demonstrate the many ways one can destroy a cell phone.

Whack it with a samurai sword, throw it in a blender, or even drop it from a tall building: these methods and more could save you too from an unending barrage of calls from angry consitutents and trolling pranksters.