Look at These Coachella Basics
Coachella is the worst.
Coachella, oasis for douchebags and trust fund babies, is utter trash. The annual Indio, California, music festival, running over two weekends in April, is remarkably expensive, owned by a far-right homophobe, and its adjacent residences allegedly discriminated against the 6 God. To make matters worse, it is populated by some of the most reprehensibly privileged, culture-appropriating people on the planet.
These are some of those people.
Christian Vierig
Look at this f*cking hipster, who apparently just performed oral on a Smurf.
Frazer Harrison
Let's hope it never rains again so all these flowers disappear.
Frazer Harrison
We found the "butterfly" that Crazy Town sang about.
Emma McIntyre
Coachella or Burning Man?
Matt Cowan
Not #SquadGoals.
Christian Vierig
It's the desert. You don't need a goddamn umbrella.
Emma McIntyre
MDMA is a helluva drug.
Christopher Polk
A better Easter bunny than Sean Spicer... but not by much.
Katie Stratton
Band Name: The Punchables.
TFW you try way, way too hard.
Katie Stratton
Who are these people? Why are these people?
Katie Stratton
Someone stole Matthew McConaughey's chaps from Magic Mike.
Christian Vierig
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