Man Accuses Girlfriend of Sleeping with Wu-Tang Clan

It’s been well known for over 20 years now that the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f*** with, but this gentleman believed his girlfriend was blissfully unaware of that fact.

On a recent episode of Divorce Court, Nathan Sellers (Wu-Tang name: Jive Talkin' Choirboy) brought the ruckus to Judge Lynn Toler on the grounds that his girlfriend Lia Palmquist (Wu-Tang name: Lazy-Assed Destroyer) slept with the iconic hip-hop collective. At first, his claim seemed like a paranoid delusion, but Lia rocked and shocked the nation—and the courtroom—with her fumbling explanation of what really went down the night she went backstage with the Wu.

And in case you were wondering, Judge Lynn Toler’s Wu-Tang name is Erratic Assassin.

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