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Mary Louise Parker Can Bake

How do you bake a pie? If you're Mary Louise Parker, you don an apron and take off everything else. In the August 2009 issue of Esquire Magazine the Weeds star shows readers how to bake a pie...and also shows some other things. Offering an ode to men—from the man who "gives a twenty to the kids selling Hershey's bars and waits at baggage claim for three hours in your flannel shirt" to the man who "can't figure it out and never will"—Mary Louise shows her thanks with a little recipe and a little nipple. And if you're not interested in her outrageously sexy body she's got some good baking tips: "For a yummy, richer crust, brush with heavy cream and sprinkle with raw sugar from the packets at Starbucks." Clever.