Maryland Police Give Residents ‘Final Warning’ to Wear Pants When Retrieving Mail

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Blake Montgomery

Former Reporter/Editor

Published Apr. 15, 2020 8:07PM EDT

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Maryland law enforcement has had just about enough of the casual work-from-home lifestyle. Taneytown police posted to their Facebook page Tuesday, “Please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox. You know who you are. This is your final warning.” Most of the hundreds of responses appeared to be commenters jokingly rebuking the department’s advice.

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Maryland Police Give Residents ‘Final Warning’ to Wear Pants When Retrieving Mail

Blake Montgomery

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