Michael Moore's Love Story

It's a love affair for the ages—but not your typical romantic comedy: Michael Moore has announced that his new documentary will be titled Capitalism: A Love Story. The film is set for release in early October—a year and a day after the U.S government voted on the $700 billion bailout—and explores the causes of the global economic crisis. "It will be the perfect date movie," Moore announced, "It's got it all—lust, passion, romance and 14,000 jobs being eliminated every day." The director, as notorious among his critics as he is famous for his movies, directed three of the top six highest-grossing documentaries of all-time.