Miss Piggy Bares All

You may not have seen the Muppets in a while, but that doesn't mean Miss Piggy's not still huge... er, popular. Although the porcine diva is busy promoting her new book, The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and The 10,000 Idiotic Things Frogs Do, she found time to sit down with Publisher's Weekly. While Piggy's already built herself into an empire, she's reluctant to publish a tell-all. "I’d hesitate to write such a book, unless we were talking major numbers," she said. "You’re sure the whole publishing industry reads this? Great! Have them call my agent, Bernie. The bidding starts at noon today." And when asked who would play her in the movie version of her life, the pork princess responded: "Only one person could play moi, and that is moi. Sorry, Meryl; the gig is taken."