This is one of the weirder hedges we’ve seen in some time: "To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children," Dr. Arnold Klein, the dermatologist rumored to have fathered two of Michael Jackson’s kids, told Good Morning America. "I can't answer it in any other way. I don't want to feed any of this insanity that is going around." Debbie Rowe, who mothered the two kids, worked in Klein’s office. Klein also said that Jackson suffered from lupus and vitiligo. "At the same time he was in the hands of plastic surgeons who didn't know when to stop," Klein said. "But he felt he was a piece of art, that his face was a piece of art."