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George W. Bush’s neighbors have, apparently, greeted him as a liberator: “I no longer feel that great sense of responsibility that I had when I was in the Oval Office,” the former president said to high school students in New Mexico (he’s apparently not ready for the college-graduation circuit). “And frankly, it’s a liberating feeling.” He relayed a story about cleaning up after his dog: “And there I was, former president of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand. Life is returning back to normal.” Bush declined interviews after, and no video cameras were allowed inside.