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New Bin Laden Tape Released

Continuing his struggle to stay relevant, a new tape attributed to Osama Bin Laden has been released, in which he calls for the overthrow of the new Somali president. The president has only been in office since January and is struggling to establish the first functioning government in Somalia in over 15 years, the BBC reports. In an effort to assuage fundamentalist Muslims, he has stated he will institute strict Sharia law in the country. Apparently this did not satisfy bin Laden, who described the president as having "changed to partner up with the infidel."