It wasn't even 10 a.m., but he was at it again. Responding to recent allegations of sexual harassment, embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford—a man who’s become somewhat of a cult hero in his vulgar villainy—unleashed this latest profane and utterly mind-boggling tirade to a group of Canadian journalists. Spoiler alert: he offers insight into his sex life.

Ford followed up his provocative remarks with an apology Thursday afternoon. "The revelations yesterday of cocaine, escorts and prostitution has pushed me over the line and I used unforgivable language. These allegations are 100% lies," he said.