Ant-Man Finally Addresses Why He Didn’t Explode Thanos’ Butthole

REAR ENDGAME

In a glorious new video, the shrinking superhero acknowledges the viral “Thanus” theory that he could have killed the villain in an easy, if unconventional way.

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Jason Armond

As someone who can’t swim, is incredibly afraid of boats, and will never be able to afford a ticket anyway, I had no plans to ever check out a Disney cruise.

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