Paul Ryan Kisses a Fish

UM WHAT?

Updated Apr. 21, 2017 9:54AM EDT / Published Jul. 01, 2013 7:02AM EDT

In the department of strange news, Paul Ryan tweeted a photo of himself on Sunday kissing a fish. Ryan captioned the photo “Politicians don’t always kiss babies.” Sure, okay. But was the whole thing a meta-reaction to the DOMA ruling? The Internet certainly seemed to think so: the picture was quickly retweeted with jokes flowing about how the “slippery slope” from striking down DOMA would now lead to man-on-fish love. Hope that kiss was worth it.

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Paul Ryan Kisses a Fish