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Pentagon Employees Caught Viewing Porn

On government computers.

It’s not just SEC regulators who are getting their jollies from watching porn on the Web all day. The Pentagon’s Missile Defense Agency warned its employees and contractors last week to stop watching hard-core porn on government computers. In a tactful, one-page memo, the agency’s executive director said government employees and contractors were caught “engaging in inappropriate use of the MDA network” and reprimanded them for specific instances of “accessing websites, or transmitting messages, containing sexually explicit images.” In short: not only are they not doing their jobs while watching porn, but they’re also compromising government security. An agency spokesman confirmed that the memo was sent out after some of the material downloaded “had virus and malware issues,” which, according to a cybersecurity specialist, is an easy way for hackers and foreign intelligence services to obtain classified government information.