People We'd Like to Throw a Shoe At
And what we're packin'.

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One with no sole.
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An old sneaker.
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A baby sneaker.
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Lots of expensive pumps.
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One with no tongue.
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A loafer.
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A croc.
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A clog.
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A mule.
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Your basic heel.
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Another man's shoes.
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Only the right one.
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The boot.
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A stiletto.
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