
Sample tweet: Ladies do u have a brazilian, landing strip or a dorito?
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Sample tweet: Anyone who thinks Hollywood is "the dream" is delusional or a HUGE douche bag. This shit is lame. Grow up
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Sample tweet: What's cool about picture frames is that you can change the picture out once u realize the picture u have in it is of an asshole
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Sample tweet: i wanna be 15 and have journals again...real hardcore emotional teenage brooding love journals.
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Sample tweet: Thinking about buying the URL "freedanadearmond.com" just in case I get in any major trouble in the future
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Sample tweet: "When you have no self discipline, you have nothing." Yeah... I thought that one up all on my own like a big girl!”
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Sample tweet: so I had workers coming out to the house & as I hear tires crunching gravel in the driveway I suddenly realize... I'm not wearing any pants.
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Sample tweet: Craving @ThatKevinSmith witty dialogue, so shall I watch Chasing Amy or Dogma? Maybe Dogma. George Carlin was in it. Miss his comedic genius
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Sample tweet: I'm very excited to shoot the national ad for Diosa tequila next week even more excited to take the Diosa girls back to my hotel hehe
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Sample tweet: kendra wilkinson- i am watching your E true Hollywood Story, and man... you are incredibly disinteresting.
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