Quiche Thieves in Five-Hour Standoff

Over quiche? Really? A pair of men who broke into a cafe looking to satiate their appetites with the savory pastry were arrested after refusing to leave. Roughly 15 police cars surrounded the shop, Cafe @Marshalls, located in a village in England. "Apparently they were hungry and wanted some quiche," witness Angela Marshall said. "There was a bit of money in the till, but I think they just wanted food and then it got out of hand." They grabbed cutlery for protection, but luckily no one was injured.