Regis Philbin's iPad
On Tuesday, Regis Philbin showed off his fancy new iPad and declared, "Guess who joined the Internet!" The real fun, however, came when he tried to turn on the much coveted machine. Have you ever seen the scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the monkeys puzzle over the monolith?

On Tuesday, Regis Philbin showed off his fancy new iPad and declared, "Guess who joined the Internet!" The real fun, however, came when he tried to turn on the much coveted machine. Have you ever seen the scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the monkeys puzzle over the monolith?
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