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Rob Ford: I Envy Bieber

Crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford said he envies sizzurp-slurping Canadian idol Justin Bieber. "He's a young guy, 19 years old. I wish I was as successful as he was," Ford said on Washington D.C.'s Sports Junkies radio show Thursday. With Bieber facing criminal charges in Toronto, the mayor said he wouldn't comment on the case before the court.