A day in the life of Martha Stewart: “This morning in east hampton,” she tweeted, along with a picture of her strolling on the beach with her French bulldogs. Later that evening, she headed to Florida for an appearance on the Home Shopping Network, where she showcased her crafts to a TV audience.
Paris Hilton, continuing her seemingly endless world tour, was on the Italian isle of Sardinia last week, where she did what she does most often: shop and declare things hot. “Another quiet day of shopping in Sardinia ;) haha hot,” she tweeted. But this time, it’s a bit of a trompe-l’œil: Hilton photographs the denizens snapping pictures of her.
Maybe Russell should have left the vigilante crime-fighting to Christian Bale: “This is what happens when I try to fight crime. What a pair of jokers,” Brand tweeted. The comedian-turned-actor is donning the Caped Crusader’s uniform for the remake of the 1981 comedy Arthur, which explains the Batmobile spotted on the set this month.
Let’s get one thing straight: The life of a Hollywood bombshell isn’t all poolside parties and pedicures. “Another photo shoot on a Sunday :( ” Longoria tweeted. It’s tough standing contra-posture and looking ravishing when you don’t even have a Sunday to get your beauty rest. Frowny face acknowledged.
Inception, the much-vaunted summer blockbuster, is stirring up contention among critics, many whom have written esoteric treatises on the “true meaning” of the film. And since everyone is giving their own two cents, comedian Aziz Ansari would like to give his: “Hands down. The best review of Inception,” he tweeted directing his followers to this snapshot of this terse yet illuminating review.
Jessica Alba, also quite the jetsetter these days, tweeted, “Oh France... Oh ice cream oh... Chocolate... gd times w Linds and Koa.” It’s a good thing, too, because without the caption, it’s unlikely any of her fans would’ve known what the hell they were looking at.
Alyssa Milano recently became the infatuation object of the Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa’s comic soliloquies. Among his gush of hilarious compliments, he called her tenure on Who’s the Boss? a truly genius move and sent her “fragrantly fragrant” flowers with a “handwritten note from my heart to your doorstep, via my bare feet running over the California mountains.” Milano, admittedly smitten, asked Mustafa to donate $100,000 to the National Wildlife Federation’s Gulf Oil Spill Restoration Fund. As such a passionate animal lover, it’s no surprise that Milano posted a picture of her snuggling with her tawny pup. “This makes it so hard to get out of bed,” she tweeted.
This week, Neil Patrick Harris parodies the double rainbow meme that has garnered nearly 7 million views on YouTube. For those who haven’t witnessed its splendor, the video features an excited (understatement) man who laughs ecstatically, then cries profusely at the sight of two rainbows. “Oh my god! AAAH! It so bright, and so vivid! AAAAAH! (sob) It's so beautiful!” Harris tweeted while driving.
Last week, Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara swore to don a bikini and only a bikini for the duration her sojourn in Europe. Here, we see she’s stayed true to her promise. “Stopped in Milan on our way to Greece” she tweeted.
Italian designer Stefano Gabbana (of Dolce & Gabbana) has been busy reminiscing with the help of some old photographs. “Nice pic about me & Domenico with DEMI MOORE.....long time ago,” he tweeted.
It’s good to see that Ashton is putting his Nikon to good use: Here, he goes a bit artsy. Ashton settled for a similarly ominous caption: “Being haunted by a Melbourne night,” he tweeted. Spooky, sort of.
The Canadians get a lot of beef from the States, but it’s all in good fun. Hilary Rhoda demonstrates: “Canadian Tuxedo :)” she tweeted, proving that Canada has more to offer than maple syrup and free health care.
