BAD DOG

Scottish Man’s Crotch ‘Smeared in Peanut Butter’ Before Dog Bit Off His Genitals

He was alone with the dog at the time of the attack.

A Scottish man who had his genitals bitten off by a dog had peanut butter smeared on his crotch before the wince-inducing attack. The man, who has not been named, was put into an induced coma after he was savaged by an Old English bulldog—reportedly named Biggie—in September in Haddington, near the Scottish capital of Edinburgh. Police say the man was alone with Biggie when the attack took place with peanut butter—or another food spread—spread over the soon-to-be-detatched region. The man is now conscious and helping police with their inquiries into the incident. Medical efforts couldn’t reattach his organs and Biggie was put down with the consent of his owner.