DON’T DRINK & DRIVE

Secret Service Agents ‘Likely’ Drunk

Crashed at the White House.

Two Secret Service agents who drove through a secure area of the White House grounds and crashed into a barrier in March were “more likely than not” drunk, according to a report issued Wednesday. The biggest clue in the investigation was the “significant” bar tab the two ran up at a retirement party just before the incident, though the men claim they didn’t drink all the beverages they paid for. One of the agents retired ahead of the report’s release, while the younger one is on administrative leave. Homeland Security Inspector General John Roth found they both “displayed poor judgment and a lack of institutional awareness.”