Sarah Jessica Parker may be in need of some retail therapy after this week: Early reviews of Sex and the City 2 are less than fabulous, with New York magazine dubbing the film “an epic eyesore.” Citing a lack of real plot and a series of unfortunate (but expensive) wardrobe choices, the reviewer describes the much-anticipated sequel as “nothing but surface,” adding, “The most depressing thing about Sex and the City 2 is that it seems to justify every nasty thing said and written about the series and first feature film.” Ouch.