Sleepy Trump, 79, Complains About Working Long Hours

President Donald Trump complained about the hours he works while simultaneously bragging about his excellent results in a lengthy late-night Truth Social rant. “There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me!” he raged in the post. “My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best.” The president went on to list his accomplishments, including stopping eight wars and therefore “saving many millions of lives in the process,” as well as creating “the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country,” before boasting about the results of his multiple cognitive assessments. He called for the “seditious” New York Times to cease publication following the release of a report that analyzed Trump’s decreased working hours and public appearances compared to his first term. The president has faced increased scrutiny of his fitness for office and his sleep schedule. He has been photographed seemingly dozing off during multiple high-profile meetings and public appearances. He has also dodged questions about why he needed to undergo an MRI during his October physical exam, with the White House eventually claiming it was due to his advanced age.