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Slutty Halloween Costumes: Sponge Bob, Ninja Turtle & More (PHOTOS)

This Halloween, Elmo isn't just for kids. From the Sesame Street muppet to Amelia Earhart, see photos of ridiculously sexed-up costumes.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-costumes-launch_zezstu — Barely-there Halloween costumes are certainly nothing novel, but has the line finally been crossed? From SpongeBob SquarePants to Super Mario, Elmo to Amelia Earhart, see which characters have been objectified for scantily-clad trick-or-treaters.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-elmo_a4mbih — “Tickle Me Elmo” has taken on new meaning with this furry red costume that could be worn if you work on the corner of Sesame Street.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-amelia-earhart_oxi1kg — As the first aviatrix to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, Amelia Earhart is a symbol for women’s rights. But this take on her look falls very short.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-mutant-ninja-turtle_bt3uql — This turtle is in less than a half shell with her skimpy ensemble inspired by the pizza-loving, cold-blooded creatures. Looks like the evil Shredder clawed off the rest of it.
Nick Nacca

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-coral-nemo_oys746 — Perhaps this lost little clownfish is still trying to find the rest of her costume.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-pink-crayon_fhzvep — Color us horrified by this Crayola costume catastrophe.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-sponge-bob_eyrts5 — This cartoon character’s tie has never been so suggestive. Where are the square pants—or any pants, for that matter?
Seth Mayer

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-girl-scout_j84klm — How this Girl Scout managed to get any patches is beyond us.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-super-mario_pde3tx — Can that mushroom purse power up the skirt length?

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-ghostbusters_e01pyw — We ain’t afraid of no ghosts, but we are afraid of what would happen if someone wearing this had to chase one.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-mrs-potato-head_auspl7 — Maybe Hasbro could make a clothing-covered legs plastic piece to add to this real-life version of the female hot potato toy.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-nun_bolw7o — There’s nothing sacred about this.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-green-hornet_ykvlfl — And we thought Seth Rogen looked good in the role.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-snow-white_q4aqyf — Apparently, this Snow White forgot to look in the Magic Mirror and didn’t realize she forgot her top.

galleries/2011/10/28/slutty-halloween-costumes-sponge-bob-ninja-turtle-and-more-photos/sexy-chucky_wfx5k3 — This female Seed of Chucky chopped off the majority of her top on a clothing killing spree.

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