Saturday Night Live’s big Christmas show—with co-hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and musical guest Bruce Springsteen—is still two weeks away, but for some reason tonight’s episode still began with a Christmas message from Donald Trump and his wife, Melania.
“Good evening, it’s Christmas time and I want to wish everyone out there a Merry Christmas,” SNL’s Donald Trump, Taran Killam, told the country tonight. “To the Jews, Happy Hanukkah. To the Muslims, send me your names.”
Trump and Melania (Cecily Strong) announced their “naughty and nice” list, which, first and foremost, included the polls. “Very nice,” Trump said. “The latest poll has me leading by 20 percent. It’s starting to sink in, people. I’m going to be president!”
Also on the nice list was “The Nutcracker,” Hillary Clinton. “I know, I couldn’t believe it,” the GOP frontrunner said. “She actually called me the other day” and said she really, really wanted him to be the Republican nominee.
And then there was Mark Zuckerberg, who recently decided to give away almost all of his enormous fortune, a move that immediately put him on Trump’s “naughty” list. “If you give away your money, how will you stay married?” Melania asked.