Sorry, the Situation: Snooki is officially off the market. Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wed Jionni LaValle Saturday in an elaborate wedding, which, unsurprisingly, took place in New Jersey. The mother of two wed LaValle in a Great Gatsby-inspired wedding at the Venetian banquet hall in Garfield, New Jersey. Much of the Shore crew was in attendance, with Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Sammi Giancola, and Deena Cortese serving as bridesmaids and Pauly D. Instragramming the affair. Noticeably absent were two past rumored Snooki hook-ups: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Vinny Guadagnino.