HAUNTING!

‘South Park’ to Savage Trump’s Teardown in Halloween Special

The Comedy Central show will return on Friday.

South Park will return Friday for a special Halloween-themed episode—and turn its fire on the destruction of the East Wing.

A teaser image for the Comedy Central show, which was off last week, reveals Trump and Satan inspecting the demolition of the White House’s East Wing.

In another, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Attorney General Pam Bondi huddle with other Trump administration officials to figure out how to deal with a disruptive spirit. A teaser trailer describes the episode as “terrifying.”

The Daily Beast has reached out to the White House for comment.

The East Wing, which had stood for 123 years, has been torn down to make room for a 90,000-square-foot ballroom that Trump, 79, will reportedly name after himself.

The president’s controversial pet project is apparently being funded by donations from business leaders, cryptocurrency investors and defense contractors, among others. The cost is currently estimated to be $300 million, though in February Trump pegged it at $100 million.

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Elsewhere on White House grounds, first lady Melania Trump, like South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, had Halloween in mind. Melania, 55, lined the staircases of the South Portico with uncarved pumpkins and hung leaf streamers over the balconies. And as if any of that was unclear, an orange sign declared the occasion and the year: “Halloween 2025.”

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South Park suddenly began its 28th season earlier this month. In the premiere, Trump and Vice President JD Vance unsuccessfully continue to try to abort the baby of Satan, who has been taking up residence in the White House—in Trump’s bed, even—since the prior season began in July.

Another earlier episode took aim at Federal Communications Chairman Brendan Carr over his threat to revoke ABC’s broadcasting license. In the Sept. 25 airing, it was Carr who ended up on the receiving end of Trump’s attempts to abort Satan’s offspring—first by falling down a flight of greased stairs, then by eating soup containing Plan B, and finally by getting himself covered with cat feces containing the pregnancy-harming parasite Toxoplasmosis.

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South Park has also mocked Noem, depicting her with a face that melts off and slides away on its own.

Future South Park episodes will air on Nov. 12 and 26 with the season finale on Dec. 10, Comedy Central announced.

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