Bad Dog!

Sunny Obama Knocks Over Toddler

Defund the dog! Two-year-old Ashtyn Gardner took a tumble at the White House holiday party after Sunny Obama, the first family’s new Portuguese, approached her. While it is unclear whether she was toppled by the dog or just lost her balance as he approached, she was greeted with a wet kiss by the dog after she recovered and got back up. As Sunny approached the girl, First Lady Michelle Obama appeared to try to restrain the dog, but it was too little, too late and Ashtyn hit the floor. No word yet on whether Speaker Boehner will ask for a special investigator.