Swine Flu Hits Vogue!

Another reason Anna Wintour should never talk to those sniveling interns: the air-tight offices at 4 Times Square were infiltrated with swine flu, New York reports. An employee has tested positive for H1N1, Conde Nast warned its fashionable employees, outlining health protocol, and reassuring everyone: “This employee also confirms being under a doctor’s care and currently recovering at home.” Should we expect a “5 Chic Ways to Wear a Face Mask?” column from Andre Leon Talley?