The Daily Beast's Golden Globe Winners

House's Olivia Wilde in Reem Acra

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Eva Mendes's vintage 1974 Van Cleef & Arpels necklace

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Slick

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Eva Longoria in Reem Acra

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The plunging V-neck

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Mickey Rourke

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The Jonas Brothers

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Demi Moore to her daughter, Miss Golden Globe Rumer Willis: "Don’t hunch."

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Paul Giamatti’s muttonchops

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Sally Hawkins, a surprise winner for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy

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Sascha Baron Cohen bombing: “But this recession is affecting everyone, even celebrities. Victoria Beckham hasn’t eaten for three weeks. Charlie Sheen has been forced to have sex without paying for it. And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. Our thoughts go out to you, Guy Ritchie."

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Tracy Morgan: “Welcome to post-racial America! I am the face of post-racial America! Deal with it, Cate Blanchett!”

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Colin Farrell, after unexpectedly winning Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy: “They must have done the counting in Florida.” And after sniffling during his acceptance speech: “I still have a cold. It’s not the other thing it used to be.”

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And the nominees are: Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. Robin Williams in Awakenings. Robin Williams in The Fisher King. Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson. And Joe Pesci in With Honors.

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The Daily Beast's Golden Globe Winners

Slumdog Millionaire, Kate Winslet (a two-timer!), and Tina Fey may have made headlines at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards, but who were the real winners of the night? We give out a few Bronze Beasts.