Maybe James Frey should go back to writing "memoirs": His latest novel, the author says, will be "the third book of the Bible, called The Final Testament of the Holy Bible. … My idea of what the Messiah would be like if he were walking the streets of New York today. What would he believe? What would he preach? How would he live? With who?" From the sound of it, subtlety can be nailed to a cross next to the protagonist: The novel, Frey says, will feature Jesus living with a prostitute and performing gay marriages.